Case Western Reserve University
I go to Case Western Reserve University. F*College.
Someone asked me the other day what I do for fun at school. I realized I had never been asked that and couldn't think of an answer. F*College.
I came back to my dorm last night to find my roommate laying on his bed, balling his eyes out, listening to Elton John. I'm starting to think he might be gay. F*College.
I was visiting PSU for the first time. I woke up with the sun in some corn field without my wallet, cell phone, or car keys. It took me at least an hour to find my way back to the dorm I was staying at. I still haven't found my keys. F*College.
While I was washing my hair earlier in the shower I stepped on something spongy. I looked down and saw what looked like blood. I lifted up my foot and underneath it was a bloody tampon. F*College.
Today I found out that not only did my assumed boyfriend of two years f* a wilder-beast of a girl…but that he also took her virginity on the dance floor of sig chi. F*college.
I showed up to my friends party eating some Wendy's I had just picked up on the way. When I got inside all the fat chicks started hitting on me. F*College.
Last night I passed out in the common room after a rough night out. Someone pulled up my dress exposing my bare ass and thong to everyone until I woke up around 11, late for class. F*College.
I can back to my dorm after thanksgiving break to find my lcd tv, computer, and notebooks gone. After contacting the school they told me that since there was no sign of forced entry there's nothing they can do about it. You can open our doors with a credit card. F*College.