Michigan State University
I have the smelliest fucking kid in the world sitting in front of me right now in calc. Everyone definitely fucking thinks it’s me. F*College.
Fisk University
I’m not even halfway through freshman year and the school alcohol counselor and I are already on a first name basis. F*College.
Emory University
It's parents weekend but I didn't think mine knew about it let alone would ever come to visit. They walked in my house an hour after me and my friends took some shrooms. I freaked out and started crying so they took me to the hospital where I was put in a room by myself for the night. Worst trip ever. F*College.
Wharton School
I got so nervous as my finance teacher was passing out the exams today that I passed out, knocked my head on the edge of the desk, was taken to the hospital, and now have eight stitches along the side of my forehead. F*College.
California Coast University
You don't even have my college on here to choose from... That's how gay it is. F*College.
Iowa State University
We had people over our house the other night and I was playing beer pong with a girl when her friend came up to her and said "ohh I feel so relieved, I'm glad I just did it." As I was trying to think of what that could mean I looked over and saw that someone had just come out of my room, and left the lights on. This girl had just taken a shit in my bathroom. F*College.
Manhattan College
Got hammered last night and woke up in my bed soaked with urine. I don’t know if it was me that pissed the bed or the random not so hot girl sleeping next to me. F*College.
Villanova University
My roommate and I ran shit at beer pong last night. My roommate also tested positive for swine flu this morning. F*College.
University of Pittsburgh
Last weekend my boyfriend said he was going to visit his sister at college so I took the opportunity to hit up PSU and get wild. His “sister” also goes to PSU. F*College.
