This kid had been bugging me all week to come to his fraternity party on Saturday so I decided to go since he was cute and so adamant. I was excited to find him at the party and we drank for about an hour until he introduced me to his girlfriend. F*College.
My next door neighbor knocked on my door today to ask if she could use my computer to print something off for class. I walked over and opened my laptop for her only to see the cumshot scene of the porno I had been watching earlier. Awkward doesn’t even begin to describe it. F*College.
Today I woke up hungover 20 minutes before my economics class. I hurriedly got dressed and ran out the door. About halfway there I realized I wasn’t wearing any boxers. When I did get there, everyone else in the class realized my fly was unzipped. F*College.
Got drunk last night and hooked up with some random girl. When I woke up she was gone, but she left behind her thong. It looks like it was made for a fucking sumo wrestler. I’m just happy my bed is still in one piece. F*College.
I can do a paintstick in just under 2.8 seconds. 2.8 is also about twice my GPA. F*College.
Ever tried getting on someone when your drunk and in the middle of a game of edward 40 hands? Believe me it doesn't work out all that well. We didn't get much further beyond making out and even that was the most awkward situation. F*College.
After turning my english paper in about a week ago my teacher asked me to meet with her. The first question out of her mouth was: "have you been smoking a lot of weed?" I was so shocked I couldn't lie and told her: "umm... everyday." F*College.
Went to play some pong with some friends in their dorm room last night. As I walked in the door to their room a girl walked in behind me. Being a nice guy, I grabbed a beer and offered it to her. She told me she was the RA on call and needed to see all of our student id's. F*College.
I hooked up this junior chick the other day, then promptly kicked her out of my room at 3 am. At 10 am I found out that this junior chick was in fact a junior TA in my chem class. F*College.
I went out last night and ended up spending the night with a random guy at a frat. I woke up the next afternoon, couldn’t find my clothes, and had to walk all the way across campus looking hungover with a “Property of ATO fraternity” t-shirt on. F*College.
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