University of Denver
I came back to my dorm last night to find my roommate laying on his bed, balling his eyes out, listening to Elton John. I'm starting to think he might be gay. F*College.
Fudan University
My roommate and I haven't said a word to each other since the day we moved into our freshman dorm, 3 months ago. F*College.
West Virginia State College
I walked into my dorm room late last night after having spent most of the night at the library to find my roommate sitting blacked out drunk at his desk with no pants or underwear, holding onto his dick... and his web browser on youporn.com. F*College.
Brigham Young University
We're almost done with first semester and my roommate asked me today if I'm in to watching gay porn. I said no and tried to laugh it off but then he told me I should check it out sometime and that he'll send me some good links. F*College.
James Madison University
I had left a party f*ed up the other night with some girl I had just met. We were laying in my bed talking dirty to each other and then I started banging her and she was screaming pretty loud. Then out of no where my roommate yells my name and asked us to keep it down. My bed is the bottom bunk, I had no idea he was even in the room. F*College.
Mercyhurst College
I woke up today to my roommate examining her butt crack, she wanted to see if it was getting any tanner... F*college.
Ohio State University
The first day of college, me and one my roommate went out to smoke a J. we came back to find one of our other roommates passed out on the desk, using my keyboard as a pillow, in his boxers, with his balls hanging out. F*College.
Johns Hopkins University
My roommate and I got the same exact text last night at about 3 am from the guy I like who was apparently wasted. It read “do you want to have sex tonight.” F*College.
Pepperdine University
Walked in on my new roommate beating off today. He was using my laptop. F*College.
Columbia University
I just walked into my dorm room and flipped on the light switch to find my drunk roommate "passed out" humping his pillow. I'm sure he won't remember this in the morning but the rest of the year might be a little awkward now. F*College.
