Carleton University
I don't know whether its good or bad when I went to the LCBO today and the girl said, "Hey!! I haven't seen you in a while!" F*College.
California Coast University
You don't even have my college on here to choose from... That's how gay it is. F*College.
University of Leeds
Last night I met a cute girl at a bar. While on my first beer (unbeknown to her) I realized she was drinking water. After a few minutes of talking she wanted to move to a quieter location. That's when my arm decided to knock half my beer over and into her lap. She went home, I wasn't invited. F*College.
Hiram College
Someone asked me the other day what I do for fun at school. I realized I had never been asked that and couldn't think of an answer. F*College.
Pennsylvania State University
I slept over a guys house last weekend and left in the morning wearing a hoodie I found in his room. He just text me that he really needs that back because it's his girlfriends. F*College.
Rutgers University
I just got written up for the 3rd time this semester for drinking in freshman dorms. I'm a senior. F*College.
University of Miami
I ordered a pizza and paid for it online. The delivery guy called to tell me he was outside my dorm so I went to get it from him. When I got outside I didn't see him so I called back. He told me that someone else took the pizza. F-College.
Ohio University
My roommate was gone for the weekend so I just used his bed to bang a girl since he's the bottom bunk. It wasn't until in the morning while I was making the bed that I saw a bunch of period blood all over his sheets. F*College.
University of Notre Dame
I kept my car parked in the street outside my house at school over Thanksgiving break. When I got back to school the backend of my car was smashed in with a note under my front wiper that read: "sorry about that, no insurance. good luck." F*College.
Pennsylvania State University
I packed a bowl in my bong and went to hit it to find that it was filled with puke from the night before. F*College.
