I turned up the music in my dorm room so nobody next to me would here me f*ing my girlfriend. We were about 5 minutes into it when my RA busted in on us doing doggy-style. Apparently he had knocked a couple of times and thought we were having a party. F*College.
After leaving the bar downtown late last night real f*d up, I went to get into the cab parked right out front. I remember getting into some kind of fight then but I basically blacked out. Everything was clearly explained to me in my jail cell the next morning. The "cab" was in fact a cop car. F*College.
We had our frat’s semi-formal last night. My best friend got pulled over and caught with our weed and is getting charged with possession and intent to sell. I honestly didn't know I was more upset about: my best friend being in jail, or not having any weed to smoke. F*College.
My roommates and I had a party at our house last night. The cops showed up at about 1 am for a noise complaint. The cop was going to give us MIPs but I informed the officer that I was in fact 21. I got slapped with supplying alcohol to minors instead. F*College.
I’m not even halfway through freshman year and the school alcohol counselor and I are already on a first name basis. F*College.
Went out last night and ended up blacking out. This morning I was talking to one of my SA's and he asked if I was the same Alex that pissed all over some other random kids room last night. I said no, what idiot would do that? My RA came in my room about 5 hours later and asked me if I remembered what I did last night. F*College.
Went to play some pong with some friends in their dorm room last night. As I walked in the door to their room a girl walked in behind me. Being a nice guy, I grabbed a beer and offered it to her. She told me she was the RA on call and needed to see all of our student id's. F*College.
I was at a dorm party last night and I went outside to have a smoke and some chew. As I was spitting, a cop walked passed me and thought I was puking. At least I could have been drunk for that underage. F*College.
I guess RA’s can write you up for the “smell” of alcohol in your dorm... good thing my RA hates me. F*College.
Last night I was so F*ed up that I hit a chick in the face and then proceeded to puke in the flower beds outside of my dorm. Turns out this chick was an RA on the floor below me. F*College.
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