Eastern New Mexico University
I had a one night stand last weekend with a slightly older guy. The next day, I found out that guy is married to my adviser who recognized my name in his phone. I'm supposed to meet with her tomorrow. F*College
Carleton University
I don't know whether its good or bad when I went to the LCBO today and the girl said, "Hey!! I haven't seen you in a while!" F*College.
California Coast University
You don't even have my college on here to choose from... That's how gay it is. F*College.
University of Leeds
Last night I met a cute girl at a bar. While on my first beer (unbeknown to her) I realized she was drinking water. After a few minutes of talking she wanted to move to a quieter location. That's when my arm decided to knock half my beer over and into her lap. She went home, I wasn't invited. F*College.
San Francisco State University
The only two people I have made out with at college include a girl (my friend), and a guy who I really liked, are now dating each other. F*College.
University of Michigan, Ann Arbor
I showed up to my friends party eating some Wendy's I had just picked up on the way. When I got inside all the fat chicks started hitting on me. F*College.
Hiram College
Someone asked me the other day what I do for fun at school. I realized I had never been asked that and couldn't think of an answer. F*College.
Pennsylvania State University
I was visiting PSU for the first time. I woke up with the sun in some corn field without my wallet, cell phone, or car keys. It took me at least an hour to find my way back to the dorm I was staying at. I still haven't found my keys. F*College.
University of Denver
I came back to my dorm last night to find my roommate laying on his bed, balling his eyes out, listening to Elton John. I'm starting to think he might be gay. F*College.
