University of Michigan, Ann Arbor
I showed up to my friends party eating some Wendy's I had just picked up on the way. When I got inside all the fat chicks started hitting on me. F*College.
Hiram College
Someone asked me the other day what I do for fun at school. I realized I had never been asked that and couldn't think of an answer. F*College.
Pennsylvania State University
I was visiting PSU for the first time. I woke up with the sun in some corn field without my wallet, cell phone, or car keys. It took me at least an hour to find my way back to the dorm I was staying at. I still haven't found my keys. F*College.
University of Denver
I came back to my dorm last night to find my roommate laying on his bed, balling his eyes out, listening to Elton John. I'm starting to think he might be gay. F*College.
Pennsylvania State University
I slept over a guys house last weekend and left in the morning wearing a hoodie I found in his room. He just text me that he really needs that back because it's his girlfriends. F*College.
Emory University
I scheduled my flight home for Christmas about a month ago for December 10th. I was just looking over my calc syllabus again and saw that my final is on the 15th. F*College.
University of Central Florida
I opened up our dishwasher this morning to find four xbox controllers on the top rack, and no dishes. My roommate evidently thought that when he got home last night he needed to wash them. Looks like I won't be playing games for a while. F*College.
Iowa State University
I turned up the music in my dorm room so nobody next to me would here me f*ing my girlfriend. We were about 5 minutes into it when my RA busted in on us doing doggy-style. Apparently he had knocked a couple of times and thought we were having a party. F*College.
Rutgers University
I just got written up for the 3rd time this semester for drinking in freshman dorms. I'm a senior. F*College.
